I like Urban Decay. They make cosmetics that come in quirky and fun packaging, have vegan products, and animal friendly yadda yadda…

But am I the only one who is a little freaked at this new product, Pocket Rocket? Originally I was ecstatic. The lip gloss has eight different guys to choose from, it’s a cute idea (rubbing the tube also releases pheromones, somehow), and would occupy my easily impressed brain for quite some time, but what the heck? This guy?

I like seeing guys with kids, and fatherly men, and I have nothing against single parents, but marketing a guy who already has a kid? It’s a little weird. How did this get the green light? Are there women out there who specifically like single parent dads?

I’m digging this guy

An all-American and future Senator, Timothy is your mother’s dream come true. Skilled at fencing, rugby and sailing, he is valiant and fun. Undress him and he’ll make you the next Jackie O-oh-ohhhhhhh!

Fencing! Not so sure about the political career, but I like his style.