Posts Tagged ‘schools’
Educated foreign kids
My mom recently told me a story about my little cousin in Taiwan that surprised me.
My uncle recently visited Taiwan, something he does maybe once every two years. He gave my little cousin, Karen (that’s the English name she decided upon in school), 200 U.S. dollars as a gift (red envelope kind of thing. Asian people like to give money instead of presents. It’s practical!)
So Karen recieved 200 U.S. dollars, but she couldn’t use it because it was U.S. money. At the time, it was 32 NT (Taiwanese currency) to the dollar. By the time it was 34NT, she asked her aunt, my aunt, if she could sell the dollars to her. My aunt said she could. Karen waited until the exchange rate was 35NT and sold her dollars to her mom.
The next day, the exchange rate had risen to 35.something NT. She told her mom that she should give her more money since the rate had risen. Her mom said that she had already sold the money, and that if that’s the way she wanted to play, then she would have to give back more money if the exchange rate lowered below 34NT to be fair. Karen kept her mouth shut.
The first thing that surprised me is that she understood exchange rates. How many kids in the U.S. understand that kind of thing? The only time I remember hearing it in school was in senior year during Economics class. She waited for the rate to go higher.
Also, we weren’t seriously doing compound multiplication until fifth grade. Karen was already comfortable with decimals. (And a whole lot more I’m sure).
And, where was Karen getting her info on the exchange rates? It’s posted on the news every night. And she watches it.
Oh, and the class size ratio of student to teacher has always been really high in Taiwan. 40 kids in a class is nothing and it’s an argument going around that I don’t really agree on. Although it might only work in Taiwan because the kids study like crazy and don’t distrupt classtime because they’ll get their butt kicked by both their parents and the teacher.
Not that I wouldn’t like to be hired, and having less kids in a class would probably only help, but just saying. http://www.arthurhu.com/index/classize.htm Found this. Interesting.
WoW is everywhere
Today I wore my BlizzCon08 shirt to work today, over a long sleeved shirt. I got through the first class without incident, and I went up to the teacher and he said
Mr. S: By the way, Mrs. M (the other teacher I work under), her husband plays that game. He gets together with friends and they like…play. WoW right?
Me: Oh! Yeah. Does she play too?
Mr. S: Nooooo noooo…she…..she hates it. It’s the bane of her existence.
Me: Ooooh haha…I know how she feels…
Later on, in the second class, this kid goes
Kid: OMG you went to BlizzCon too?! What, what do you have?
Me: oh…..<sheepish> a priest…
Kid: I’m Undead Warlock! Dude! <calls out to other kid> She plays WoW!
Other kid: What?
<unintelligible shoutings back and forth of I don’t know what but it had something to do with the armory…and the fact that Kid1 was still level 72, and he was denying it…>
Then, I went to Mrs. M’s class
Mrs. M: Do you play World of Warcraft?……
Me: Yes…
Mrs. M: I’m a WoW widow…….okay???? It’s…..it’s just….wow. I catch him sneaking around to play that game…he gets together with his friends, because they work at Blizzard…
Me: >_<
Girl: ooh my brother plays too, he used to play Everquest also…
I think if you got all the WoW players together, they would be a small country…like Sweden or something. That might have changed since last year by now though. A little bigger. Soon, nobody will do anything but play in the alternate reality of WoW. Raiding is a full-time job and we’ll be fed by tubes in our chairs. And conflicts between countries will be resolved by 5-man arenas.
Mad about math
So I’m walking around in one of my classrooms, and this girl is doing binomials.
(x^2 – 2x – 15)
Okay, so we know the answer is (x+3) (x-5), but this girl had the signs mixed up for many of her answers, and she was rewriting them on her homework. Plus for minus, and minus for plus. So I’m looking over her shoulder, and I ask
Me: Hey, so what’s going on here?
Girl: Ooh I just got these signs wrong, I mixed it up.
Me: …so…what happened, do you understand it now?
Girl: oh, yeah, if they are both negative in the question, then the answer will have a negative and positive, I forgot and made them both negative…
Me: …..(wth…)…so wait, you’re just looking at the signs to determine what the signs in the answer will be?
Girl: Well, yeah, that’s what our teacher told us…
Me: (….what kind of lame cheap shortcut is this teacher teaching?) So, you understand that you have to find two numbers that multiply to the 3rd number, but add up to the 2nd number right? -5 and +3 multiply to -15 but add up to -2, that’s why you use those signs, not because of just memorizing how they should be. You should know why they are like that…
Girl: …….mm..yeah…
Me: You can also check your work by foiling again to make sure you get the right numbers too…then you’ll know for sure you have the right signs…
Girl:…well..yeah..i mean…but our teacher told us we could just do it like this…
And that, my friends, is why I get depressed working at schools sometimes. But! I’m glad I got to snap some of these kids out of it. You know some kids aren’t even writing their math homework correctly, working horizontally instead of vertically? With lines written haphazardly in different areas of the paper? It kills me when I see it and it makes it hard for me and the student to follow. Did no one teach them an organized and logical way to do their math? Grrrrrrr…I’m dedicating a lesson to how to write in good math format when I’m a teacher.
And then?
So I was walking around tutoring again, and I pass by this kid I’ve known since last year, who likes to talk to me sometimes, or hail me down for a question that he might not actually need the answer to.
Kid: Want to hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
Kid: (to Kid 2 across the table) Hey I’m going to tell her that joke…about the…
Kid 2: Nono…don’t! don’t……don’t!
Kid: (shaking head) no, I’m gonna do it.
Me: <Attentive and alert!>
Kid: So, there is a farmer and he has a donkey, and he wants to make his donkey laugh but he can’t. So he tells the village that he’ll pay 600 gold to anyone who can get him to laugh, and everyone fails, except for one guy, and he gets the donkey to laugh. But then the donkey can’t stop laughing and the farmer tries to get him to stop but he can’t. So he tells the village he’ll give anything 600g who can get the donkey to stop laughing, and everyone fails, except for the guy who got the donkey to laugh in the first place. So the farmer asks the guy how he did it, and
Kid 2: Noooo no…don’t do it….
Kid: I…..I can’t…..I can’t…..No, nevermind…I can’t say it….<turns away from me>
Me: …..@_@……(and?!?!)
Sigh…I really am in this position right? Try to connect with kids but still am apart.
