Posts Tagged ‘parents’

Oh mother…

Today I was sitting in the car while my mom drove back home. We have these birds that like to sit on top of the traffic lights or street lamps. They all line up and sit there and many times, we wonder why they do that…or what they are thinking.

Mom: hm….I wonder would it would feel like to fly like a bird.

Using my amazing imagination, I start imagining it from the first bird perspective. The horizon in the distance, wind on my face, winds spread out. My vision is impeccable and I can see trees miles…

Mom: Well…one thing I’m pretty sure is…birds aren’t afraid of heights.

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Then we started to imagine a bird who was afraid of heights…

Sounds like a Pixar short flim right? You heard it here first!!

My Parents

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They are pretty funny sometimes. In their own way. We were at El Pollo Loco, and my mom was commenting about food, and it had to relate to why certain races seem….fatter…than others…due to cultural food…

So I said, that according to Spanish class at school, that their culture is to take a siesta around noon after lunch. And that schools allow this time for students to go home and sleep.

Dad: Except for Zorro!

Mom: ……pwahahhahahaha…hehe….hahahahah

Me: ….<: )…uh…what mom….

Mom: I just imagined everyone sleeping in their homes, and Zorro is hopping around the tops of houses and climbing everywhere in his outfit!

Dad: heh…he’s probably sneaking a peek at people too! kekekkekeke

Me: ……..heh…..heh…….hehehehehhehe

It’s funny if you imagine it. Somehow Zorro becomes a perverted spiderman weilding a sword.