I’ll steal you,
Johanna,
I’ll steal you.
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now I’m at your window…
I am in the dark beside you,
buried sweetly in your yellow hair

If you didn’t know this was a love ballad, you would be freaked out, right? These are some scary words!

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Oh yeah, it’s from Sweeney Todd.

I might add that the lad that sings this is also creepy looking at some points. The eyebrows, the lighting, the crazy eyes…

Remember how I mentioned AKB48, and it was their first year doing Kouhaku? Well…..I looked them up, and found out they have their first album out…with a very gross cover.

What kind of cd cover is that? The group is made up of 48 girls, 14-24, and this is the kind of image you want to reflect on all those girls? This girl is undressing! You can see her bra! It’s like a candid peep show! This is disturbing, and I don’t think this would pass in the U.S.. I’m NOT going to put this is my droolworthy category.

Psh, they have nothing on Morning Musume. They have more class.

And so what if you’re from the techie geek heaven known as Akihabara? (ok, maybe that’s a tiny bit of jealousy, but that’s it!)