Hometown buffet is…an interesting place. Whenever I go there, I feel like “whoa..these people…where did they all come from?” You can take that as it is.

Anyhow, I’m a notorious eavesdropper…

Teenaged boy: You know, you’ve got to admit…as much as we make fun of this place, it has some pretty good food.

Teenaged girl: Wait, what?

Teenaged boy: We make fun of this place, but it has a lot of good food.

Teenaged girl: Mit? Mit?

Teenaged boy: What?

Teenaged girl: <pointing out what she is talking about> Mit?

Teenaged boy: …no, that’s M.I.T. It’s a college!

and also,

Little kid 1: <at the dessert bar> aaaah brownies! My favorite!

Little kid 2: Look! They have rice crispies!

Little kid 1: I love this place! I love everything here! And it’s free!